Keystone Light Unsmooth and Smooth Moments

[Beercanpete]

I'm doing a little cleaning up today and have some current or recent cans to offer you all. Did anyone besides me actually try to get all 200 or so cans in this set from 2008-2010?? There was a set of about 90 Unsmooth Moments in 2008 and another set of 55 or so in 2009, then a set of Smooth Moments in 2010. I have a few extras:

Unsmooth Moments (2008)
Brought her flowers (She’s allergic)
Checked her out (Ran into a lamppost)
Complimented her costume (It wasn’t Halloween)
Got her number (Forgot her name)
Got to the interview early (A day late)
Picked up a hottie (Got a hernia)
Wrote her name in wet cement (Spelled it wrong)

Unsmooth Moments (2009)
Best friend is in town (And called you for bail money)
Bought new shirt for the interview (Left the tag on)
Found your lost diary (In the break room at work)
Gave a killer presentation (Of today’s specials)
Got a fashionable new haircut (To cover your bald spot)
Got a free beer (After the waiter spilled the first one on you)
Made her laugh (You fell down)
Watched her dog (It ran away)

Smooth Moments (2010)
Bachelor parties/Where no one’s getting married
Being a stunt man/For a stunt man
Building a robot/That can build other robots
Doing the moonwalk/On the room
Hiking to a peak/Being airlifted to a peak
Knowing 12 languages/From birth
Owning a company/That owns 12 other companies
Throwing the game winning pass/And catching it
Training your dog/To fetch a cold one

If you need any of these, just ask and they'll be on their way to you (a PM or email to beercanpete@snet.net works best).

Just in case you have any extras, I only know of seven cans from the set that I need--sure would like to get these!
Unsmooth Moments (2008): Gave the best man speech (you weren’t the best man), and Picked up a girl (on your scooter)
Smooth Moments (2010): Briefs/Commando, Getting a fortune cookie/Knowing your future before you open it, Reeling in a big one/Reeling in a mermaid, Throwing the alley-oop/To yourself, and Winning a bike race/On a unicycle

[DaddyDewrop]

I've recently been trying to locate all of the various Keystone Light "Unsmooth Moments" cans.

Here's the 97 that I've got so far:
Always Smooth (Even When You’re Not)
Applied For A New Job Online (It Was Your Current One)
Asked Her When She’s Due (She’s Not)
Best Friend Is In Town (He Called You For Bail Money)
Bought A New Pair Of Jeans (At The Grocery Store)
Bought Her A Ring (Tone)
Bought Lingerie For Your Girlfriend (Sent It To Your Mom)
Bought New Shirt For The Interview (Left The Tag On)
Bowled A 300 (Rolled Thirty Frames)
Brought Her Flowers (She’s Allergic)
Brought Home Dinner (Stuck In Your Teeth)
Busted A Move (Pulled Your Groin)
Called Mandy (Dialed Mindy)
Caught A Wave (Lost Your Swimsuit)
Caught Her Eye (She Looked Away)
Caught The Game (During The Ballet)
Checked Her Out (Ran Into A Lamppost)
Cleaned Up Your Hard Drive (By Deleting All Your Files)
Finished A Big Project (While Your Boss Took The Credit)
Finished A Marathon (Of Reality Show Television)
Finished Your Holiday Shopping (On January 3rd)
Forwarded An Off-Color E-Mail (To The Entire Company)
Found 2 New Roommates (They Go By Mom & Dad)
Found Your Lost Diary (In The Break Room At Work)
Found Your Wallet (After Cancelling Your Credit Cards)
Gave A Killer Presentation (Of Tonight’s Specials)
Gave Your Buddy A Birthday Present (Same One He Gave You)
Got A Beautiful Woman’s Attention (With The Spinach In Your Teeth)
Got A Cool New Ringtone (It Went Off During A Funeral)
Got A Deal On Floor Seats To Game 7 (It’s A 5-Game Series)
Got A Fashionable New Haircut (To Cover Your Bald Spot)
Got A Free Beer (After The Waiter Spilled The First One On You)
Got Her A Diamond Ring (That Said Zirconia On The Box)
Got Her Number (Forgot Her Name)
Got Out Of A Ticket (By Crying)
Got Some Dirt On Your Boss (Had To Spring For Dry Cleaning)
Got Some Much Needed Rest (During Your Staff Meeting)
Got There On Time (Weren’t Invited)
Got To The Interview Early (A Day Late)
Got To Work Early (On A Holiday)
Heard Some Juicy Office Gossip (It Was About You)
Hit A Homer (Through Your Neighbor’s Window)
Hit On A Bridesmaid (She Was Your Cousin)
Hooked A 200-Pounder (It Was Your Buddy)
Hooked Something Big (Pulled In A Tire)
It Happened In Vegas (It Didn’t Stay There)
Knocked It Out Of The Park (Into A Windshield)
Made Her Laugh (By Asking For Her Number)
Made Reservations For A Table (Next To The Bathroom)
Met A Girl Online (He’s Thirty-Seven)
Met A Woman At The Gym (And Her Bodybuilding Boyfriend)
Met With Your Financial Advisor (In Las Vegas)
Nailed The Punch Line (During A Eulogy)
Nothing But Net (You Were Fishing)
Picked Up A Hottie (Got A Hernia)
Picked Up The Tab (By Washing The Dishes)
Put On Cologne (Instead Of Taking A Shower)
Put Up The Lights (Brought Down The Gutter)
Put Your Arm Around Her (Had BBQ Sauce On Your Sleeve)
Ran Into Your Old Boss At Lunch (He Left You A Decent Tip)
Ran One Back (The Wrong Way)
Ran Your Fingers Through Her Hair (It Was A Wig)
Recorded The Game (Over The Wedding Video)
Remembered Her Birthday (Forgot Her Name)
Remembered Her Birthday (Three Days Later)
Replaced The Oil (But Not The Plug)
Saw Your Boss At The Game (You Called In Sick)
Scored The Winning Goal (For The Other Team)
Sent Out Company Wide Memo (Forgot To Spell Check)
Sexy Lady Came By At The Bar (To See If You Wanted To Order)
She Asked For An Honest Opinion (You Gave It)
She Asked For Your Number (Needs Handyman)
She Asked How You Feel (You Said “Hungry”)
She Called You At Home (Your Mother Answered)
She Complimented Your Sweater (You Were Shirtless)
She Really Likes You (As A Friend)
She Thinks You’re Perfect (For Her Roommate)
She Totally Wants You (To Help Her Move)
Started A Modeling Career (As The “Before” Model)
Started To Recycle (The Same Stories Again And Again)
Stayed The Night (On The Couch)
The Dogs Picked Up A Scent (It Was You)
Told Her She Was Hot (Like Nachos)
Told Her She’s The One (Who Should Pick Up The Beer)
Told Her You Care (About Football)
Told Her You Loved Her (After You Burped)
Told Stacey You Loved Her (Her Name Is Sandy)
Took Everyone To Dinner (Left Your Wallet At Home)
Was The MVP (For The Other Team)
Washed Your Hands (Soaked Your Pants)
Watched Her Dog (It Ran Away)
Won Concert Tickets (Next To The Speakers)
Wore Blaze Orange (To A Turkey Hunt)
Wrote Her Name In Wet Cement (Spelled It Wrong)
You Said “I Do” (She Said “No Way”)
You’re Holding 3 Kings (You’re Playing Blackjack)
Your Hot Ex Tracked You Down (To Invite You To Her Wedding)

I'm pretty sure there's about 50 more that I'm missing. Does anybody have a full list of what was released?

Also, if anybody has any that I'm missing, I'd gladly pay $1 per can.

[MI-Cans]

Went back and searched the COLA site from 01-01-2007 through 10-05-2016 and found 144 Keystone Light labels listed. Of that number, I found 94 that were the Smooth/Unsmooth sayings. I put them together in this pic. Click to enlarge. (The number under the pic is the date it was approved with multiple approvals on a day being numbered as such.)

I searched the 'net and found this site where a guy listed 145 sayings.
Here's that link: http://hubpages.com/entertainment/Keyst ... th-Moments

Then I checked James Tabaska's site and found he has 132 of the Smooth/Unsmooth cans listed for sale. #'s 52 thru 183.
Here's that link: http://www.angelfire.com/wi/beercans/mask.html

Don't know if any of this helps or confuses.

(MI-Cans)

[jeffHurley]

MI-cans, what is the COLA site you reference?

[DaddyDewrop]

As near as I can tell, here's a list of the 54 Keystone Light Smooth/Unsmooth Moments cans that I still need. With the 97 that I already have, that would make a total of 151 cans. This does NOT include the Smooth/Smoother moments cans (I haven't even started on those yet). I will gladly pay $1 per can I'm missing.

Answered A Singles Ad (It Was Your Wife’s)
Asked For Directions (You Asked For Directions)
Blew In Her Ear (While Blowing Your Nose)
Bought A Winning Ticket (Washed It In Your Pants)
Bought Her A Birthday Gift (At The Auto Parts Store)
Bought Her A Cat (She’s Allergic)
Called In Sick To Catch A Game (Made The Sports Network)
Called Your Boss A Name (He Was Right Behind You)
Caught The Garter (At Your Own Wedding)
Caught The Red-Eye (To The Wrong City)
Clean Up On Aisle 12 (It Was You)
Complemented Her Costume (It Wasn’t Halloween)
Fell Asleep In Her Arms (She Was Still Talking)
Filled It With Premium (It’s A Diesel)
Finally Made Her Laugh (Your Fly Was Down)
Finally Met Her Parents (Your Fly Was Down)
Gave Her A Ring (Around Her Bathtub)
Gave The Best-Man Speech (You Weren’t The Best Man)
Got A Black Belt (For Your New Black Pants)
Got Car Washed (Left Window Down)
Got Down On The Dance Floor (Couldn’t Get Back Up)
Got The High Score (On The Cholesterol Test)
Got There On Time (Two Days Late)
Got Your Girlfriend Lingerie (For Your Birthday)
Grilled Her A Steak (She’s A Vegetarian)
Held Open The Door (Into Oncoming Traffic)
Hooked A Large Mouth (She Keeps On Talking)
Made Her Laugh (You Fell Down)
Picked Up A Girl (On Your Scooter)
Pick Up The Bill (Put It Back Down)
Pulled A Groin (Watching TV)
Put Cold Beer In The Trunk (Along With Your Keys)
Put On A Spare Tire (Under Your Shirt)
Remembered To Call (Forgot Her Name)
Rolled Up In A Hot Car (Freon Leak)
Sent Her Flowers (She’s Allergic)
Sent Out Your Resume (Copied Your Boss)
Shaved Your Head (And Your Eyebrows)
She Said You Weren’t Exchanging Gifts (You Believed Her)
She Wants Your Body (To Be Less Hairy)
Shot A 72 (On The Front 9)
Started Running (From Your Neighbor’s Dogs)
Talked To Her For An Hour (At $2.99 A Minute)
Tattooed “Mindy” On Your Arm (Her Name Is “Mandy”)
The Results Came Back Negative (On Your Driving Exam)
Told Her You Changed (Your Boxers)
Took Her Out For A Spin (She Threw Up)
Took Her To A Nice Restaurant (To Get A Job Application)
Washed The Whites (Didn’t See The Red Socks)
Went Hunting (Bagged A Decoy)
Won A Free Massage (From A Burly Man Named Scar)
Wore Camo (To Your Sisters Wedding)
Wrote Her A Love Poem (She Knows The Song)
You Were The Best Man (Forgot The Rings)

[MI-Cans]

I believe COLA stands for Certificate Of Label Approvals. Here’s the link

https://www.ttbonline.gov/colasonline/p ... asBasic.do

This is what should come up. (Click each pic to enlarge.)

Scroll the page down to get to the search options. Enter your information and hit the search button

If the data is recognized, a window like this should appear:

Click on any of the blue colored (selectable) TTB ID numbers as shown above. Another window opens. Click on Printable version

A new window like this should appear which is basically the detailed approval form.

If you scroll all the way down this window, you should come to the approved label.

Hope that answers your question.

(MI-Cans)

[jeffHurley]

Yes thank you for that info.